weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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