She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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