yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I need water and some morals
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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