real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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