Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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