And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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