How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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