You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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