so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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