Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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