Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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