If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I smell like Dick and happiness
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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