i just google imaged poop.
even my farts smell like vagina
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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