Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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