So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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