I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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