3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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