Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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