he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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