to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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