Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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