he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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