I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
FUCK WHALES
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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