How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
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you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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