11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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