erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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