people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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