"it" just moved
and you said cock pushups were impossible
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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