Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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