is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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