i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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