I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
wanna go halves on a baby?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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