Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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