Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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