Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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