Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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