You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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