So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
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Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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