did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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