I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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