your parents love me but you hate me
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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