I wannas sexs uuuuu
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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