I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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