talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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