We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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