Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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