Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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