My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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