it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
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Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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