I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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